Let the world know that while it may have taken it's collective eye off of the red menace, you are still prepared - sitting alone in your dark living room, nunchuks resting across the knees of your American flag parachute pants. Ready. Dangerous. 'Merica.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size