There's really no reason to go through the expense of purchasing a boat and having all the upkeep. Just pop this friendly little number on and hang out at the docks - someone will be sure to take you out on theirs! True, they'll probably be a creep, but hey - you're on a boat!

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size